The off topic thread.

If you feel the need to get something out of your system, please don't cloud up our more serious threads. This thread is intended for pure off topic-ness. ANYTHING GOES HERE. However, if arguments do break out and get too serious, i will delete the cloudy unnecessary posts and make sure you take your fight to the PM's. Thank you and enjoy!

I microwaved my pizza for too long and it turned into a rock.

And since this happened in the same day, i didnt want to post a new reply so i'll add it here.

I just cut my skinny jeans into shorts for bike riding because the left leg was ripping anyway. However, i didnt realize that it was so high up on the leg, i cut the other side to match and BAM insta shorts.
Then i looked at them in the mirror with me in them, and realized just how short they were. Well, looks like this guy is rocking short shorts.

Short shorts for the win!

I can never cook anything. I always burn my pizza. So I pretty much eat protein shakes and cereal. Cooking is for looooosers!

Yeah, i don't care what anyone says about them, i'm rocking em.

What makes it worse about the pizza thing, the pizza was from dominoes. I cooked it too much trying to re heat it.